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"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
-William Shakespeare (via camerongermain)

I can’t do my homework until I write something wtf is wrong with me

tell me i look like amanda seyfried

she is a goddess

I am in Debate, Key club, and DECA this year. Woah. Goals for college? FIU and to study international relations and arabic.


october 31st:  SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:  JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

everyone is in a relationship and i just wanna punch myself

what does everyone else have that I dont

what makes me so unattainable